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Hello there, idiot! Want some money? I hope yes. Follow my steps:

Step I - Walk behind a millionary person without get caught.

Step II - Take the cash of the person slowly.

Step III - After getting all the money without get caught, you go home and tell mommy that you won the lotto.

Step IIII - Get drunk all the times, live a luxury life, bully yout poor friends, and be happy.

Step IIIII - Buy glitter dresses, won a Fashion Famous and... BE A LEGENDARY BILLIONARY!

Step IIIIII - After being a billionary, you'll have vacation at Disney.

Step IIIIIII - You arrive at Disney, and SLAP THE PEOPLE IN THE PARK... LOOOOOOOOOOL!

Step IIIIIIII - Lol. After make everyone dead there, you steal their money... BECOME A TRILLIONARY!

Step IIIIIIIII - After turning into the first trillionary in the world, you can leave Disney and go have more vacation in Maldives.

Step IIIIIIIIII - You arrive at Maldives and is so lonely 😭! Why not call your mommy, I know you are childish, you are at this horrible and childish wiki! Lol.

Step IIIIIIIIIII - Lol. You are totally fucked off. I think now... the police discovers all your case! With your money, you buy some bombs, and kill the polices.

Step IIIIIIIIIIII - After killing lots of polices, you are condenated to the death. I hope your life was peaceful. JUST KIDDING YOUR DUMB! YOU HAVE A DYNAMITE AND YOUR POWERS COULD EXPLODE THE DINOSAURS! YOU HAVE ENOUGH POWER TO DESTROY DINOSAUR TRAIN. ACCEPT?

Accept! No, I'm a dumb child who like Dinosaur Train.

*You accept*

Yay, you accepted. Now, you will destroy Buddy. A dumb LGBT dino. DIDN'T YOU SAW HE IS A MODEL? That can prove, he is a LGBT. You are dumb enough!

After destroy Dinosaur Train, you will go to space, and visit Mars. You'll discover, life is possible there. And you... you are mythic. FOUND QUADRILLIONS OF MONEY... OH MY GOD! A QUADRILLIONARY!!!

So, you have enough money to destroy Mars. A idiot planet. So, you destroyed Mars.

After destroying Mars, you are back to Earth, and you discovered the world was almost over... AND YOU WAS THE ONLY WHO COULD REMAKE THE WORLD!

But. You refused to make everyone back to life. And then the world's end arrived and you was invited to the WORLD'S END DANCEHALL!

So you met two girls. Leek and Tuna! Both was dancing in the end of the world. So, everything fell, broke. You, and Tuna and Leek fell and... its painful. You died.


Wish to restart your life?


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


So you accepted. And did all that I said again. But the world isn't fucked in this timeline, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT YOU ARE ALL FUCKED BECAUSE YOU GOT ARRESTED AND JAILED AND CONDENATED TO DEATH LOL XD



The end.


By Kangaroo son of a dog (;

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